Fun With Awful Typos… News Outlets, You Are What You Type!
You would think alleged professional big-timey news outlets might not have interns write their content… or at the very least have an editor proof the content they put on their websites. That’s always been a pet peeve of mine, which I shouldn’t tell you because then you’ll blast me whenever I have a typo. Difference is, I’m a one man band not a news channel.
Same goes for print media. That’s a little different, once it goes out the door, it’s out the door. A website you can go back in and change. Either way typos can provide countless hours of entertainment.
I give you some examples I found…
* I clicked on a link on Twitter which led me to Fox News (otherwise I just don’t go there) and this gem…
HOT SULPHUR SPRINGS, Colo. – A Michigan man was fatally shot during an alteration outside the home of a Colorado prosecutor and sheriff’s deputy.
Perhaps he was getting a suit fitted? Or maybe letting out the waistband in some slacks?
I heard he was difficult but that’s just a low blow.
The scored three unanswered girls in the third period? That is absolutely vile.
Well I understand that things inside the body are warmer than outside, that’s why Luke Skywalker climbed in that dead Tauntaun but…. crapping in a blanket in your own house seems a bit unneccesary unless you’re involved in Two Girls One Blanket.
Well, that’s all I felt like posting today. Typos can provide some great entertainment but somebody should watch that shit (in or out of a blanket).
Oh speaking of serious news outlets… We live in a pretty decent sized city, a million people in our greater metro area, so… why is this story about some dumbass country bumpkin in a small town in BFE 30 miles from here a news story (other than the novelty of it, I guess)? Perhaps this is one for our Fearless Leader at Dumbass News?…
Rednecks… go home, you’re drunk.
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