I Don't Like Insensitive People, But I Defend Their Right to Look Stupid
Well it looks like I’m coming out of the closet. Oh no honey not that, although you all know I frequent gay bars but it’s because I’m a...
I Don't Like Insensitive People, But I Defend Their Right to Look Stupid
Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!
Enough With the Gluten-Free, Cross Fit, Socialist Selfies
What's Your Problem with Gays?
Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police
Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!
Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?
Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag
Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th
Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.
Like Bill Murray Said, "It's in the Hole!"
I've Seen Films That Had a Smaller Budget Than This Wedding…
"Miley, Joe Francis Wants to Know if He Can See Your Boobs"
Obama Has Radical Muslim Conjoined Twin Hidden Under His Clothes Secretly Running Country
When is it Safe to Call a Molester a Molester?
"Because it's Mine" is for Douchebags
The Osmonds Were Right on That One Bad Apple Thing. Cut the Crap!
Next on the Agenda: Us not Me (and Bonus Thank You Track ft. Pitbull)
The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead Us All to Hell
Harlem Shake – Just Stop it Right Now!