I Don't Like Insensitive People, But I Defend Their Right to Look Stupid
- Apr 3, 2014
- 3 min
Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!
- Mar 27, 2014
- 4 min
Enough With the Gluten-Free, Cross Fit, Socialist Selfies
- Feb 27, 2014
- 3 min
What's Your Problem with Gays?
- Feb 20, 2014
- 4 min
Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police
- Feb 6, 2014
- 3 min
Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!
- Jan 30, 2014
- 3 min
Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?
- Jan 9, 2014
- 2 min
Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag
- Dec 26, 2013
- 3 min
Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th
- Nov 7, 2013
- 3 min
Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.
- Sep 12, 2013
- 5 min
Like Bill Murray Said, "It's in the Hole!"
- Sep 5, 2013
- 3 min
I've Seen Films That Had a Smaller Budget Than This Wedding…
- Aug 27, 2013
- 3 min
"Miley, Joe Francis Wants to Know if He Can See Your Boobs"
- Aug 20, 2013
- 3 min
Obama Has Radical Muslim Conjoined Twin Hidden Under His Clothes Secretly Running Country
- Jul 25, 2013
- 3 min
When is it Safe to Call a Molester a Molester?
- Jun 27, 2013
- 4 min
"Because it's Mine" is for Douchebags
- Apr 23, 2013
- 3 min
The Osmonds Were Right on That One Bad Apple Thing. Cut the Crap!
- Apr 16, 2013
- 1 min
Next on the Agenda: Us not Me (and Bonus Thank You Track ft. Pitbull)
- Mar 7, 2013
- 1 min
The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead Us All to Hell
- Feb 21, 2013
- 1 min
Harlem Shake – Just Stop it Right Now!