Drumroll please… I have a new book coming out. Tentative release date, May 1st 2014. Are you ready for the title? Ok, here it its… “Poverty Line Fabulous” Yes, yes unfortunately this is a true story about my adventures in destitute-ed-ness (my new word). It’s my story of trying to raise 3 kids alone, make an impression and get a leg up in the working world trying desperately to find a successful career for myself, and trying to contribute to my kid’s private school world,
Do you guys remember the episode of Seinfeld (if you say you’ve never seen it or don’t know what it is, you should probably just leave my blog now… ok just kidding, kind of) where George decided it was the “Summer of George”? Well, I proclaim this to be the “Year of Madge”! Ok ok, I know I proclaimed it in like 2006… which wasn’t too bad of a year, but I really mean it this time. Things are going to go my way God damn it, if I have to take all of you down with me! I feel
<a href=”http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/8786099/?claim=hf5kaq2wxpn”>Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a> Seriously, did the defense attorney for George Zimmerman start out his opening arguments with a knock knock joke? I can tell you right now they are going to find that guy guilty if that’s the caliber of his lawyer. That’s what happens when you get your attorney from “Lawyer’s Bargain Outlet”. Here’s a thing that sucks, though, you can buy your verdict. If you have enough m
Don’t forget to buy my book here. In the first of what I hope to be a series of guest blog features… This week we have Rochester’s own Mike Danger from 98.9 The Buzz. Mike has his moments of douche, like starting celebrity death rumors on Twitter, but we still love him. Mike is a cool cat, a little bitter but very funny. He has been a good, helpful friend over the years. Thanks, dude. You can visit Mike’s website here. And follow him while you’re there. Not like follow
Big Announcement! God willing… and if the planets are aligned, my book will be available for sale Monday May 6th! Stay tuned for links to buy (Amazon, Kindle, etc.) You want to know what it’s about? Here’s the back cover… click on pic to enlarge if you can’t read or ya’ know if ya’ got a lazy eye or somethin’. Come ‘n get it, y’all! Ok, onward and upward! On to another installment of Kickstarter Backers Rewards! Next we have my tribute to Mr. Dana Snyder! Dana, Dana, Dana.
Can you believe it?! I have the proof of my book! Had to resubmit for a couple changes I wanted to make and it should be ready for sale on Amazon.com in maybe a week! Yay! I will keep you all abreast (‘cuz you know I like to show my cleavage) of the situation. All right, next on the agenda. I would like to start my own “Madge’s Foreign Exchange Blogger Program”. Ok “foreign” is relative, you could be from across the street. But I’d like to have a guest blogger once a