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My Adventures with Strippers
I was at a business’ client appreciation reception with a Mardi Gras theme on Tuesday night. There were a bunch of people in attendance...
margaretfmadigan
Mar 6, 20145 min read
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What's Your Problem with Gays?
It has always baffled me exactly what the reason is that homophobes hate homosexuals. The first thing people say is, “God says it’s bad,...
margaretfmadigan
Feb 27, 20143 min read
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Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police
Drumroll please… I have a new book coming out. Tentative release date, May 1st 2014. Are you ready for the title? Ok, here it its…...
margaretfmadigan
Feb 20, 20144 min read
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10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine's Day Cards
In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m re-gifting this blog from Valentine’s Day past… Remember in elementary school how you’d buy (or rather...
margaretfmadigan
Feb 13, 20142 min read
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Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!
I highly doubt any regular followers of this blog enjoy fighting of any sort. (speaking of which, don’t forget to follow this blog!)...
margaretfmadigan
Feb 6, 20143 min read
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Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?
In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard about it… the above clip is of Rep. Michael Grimm, a Republican Congressman...
margaretfmadigan
Jan 30, 20143 min read
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A Look at the Ugliest USA Olympic Opening Ceremony Outfits Ever
So today the new outfits that the 2014 USA Olympic Team will don in the opening ceremonies were revealed. Ralph Lauren has done it again....
margaretfmadigan
Jan 23, 20142 min read
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The Year of Madge with Video Footage
Do you guys remember the episode of Seinfeld (if you say you’ve never seen it or don’t know what it is, you should probably just leave my...
margaretfmadigan
Jan 16, 20142 min read
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Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag
‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean...
margaretfmadigan
Jan 9, 20142 min read
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Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th
I am all out of sorts right now with writing. I am truly blessed right now with so many opportunities, I’m doing so much professional...
margaretfmadigan
Dec 26, 20133 min read
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Mating Ritual: Finding Your Foot Fetish Equal
What is love? Yea, I don’t mean this as a sappy, philosophical, your ass is covered in syrup talk… wait what? I mean like… ok, I do some...
margaretfmadigan
Dec 12, 20133 min read
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Like a Bad Rash, Sometimes You Just Have to Wait 'til it Passes
Holy cow, I just realized my last post on here was November 14th. Here it is December 5th. Well, sorry but I had one of those “life...
margaretfmadigan
Dec 5, 20133 min read
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Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!
(Just and aside this Friday and Saturday (starting at midnight tonight) my new book “I Got Yer Haiku Right Here” will be a FREE ebook...
margaretfmadigan
Nov 14, 20134 min read
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Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.
A couple housekeeping notes… I have a new little book out! A very little book. It’s a short book of haiku entitled I Got Yer Haiku...
margaretfmadigan
Nov 7, 20133 min read
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My Biggest Halloween Costume Fails
Happy Halloween and all that jazz. I used to love Halloween. Because you know, creative idiots like myself, love that crap. I was...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 31, 20134 min read
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The Art of Naughty Words
In the past few years as I have tried to expand my writing opportunities, and in doing so I have often encountered the dilemma of...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 24, 20134 min read
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The Difference Between Younger Women and Older Women
Just a short one today, I’m out of my mind busy. Lots of projects and I’ve been in and out of doctor’s offices and hospitals all week...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 17, 20133 min read
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Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza
Do you think dreams really mean anything? I’m not sure. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I think they may be a slideshow of...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 10, 20133 min read
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Does Joy Only Originate From Our Loins?
I wish I was romantic. Not necessarily in relationships but in life. Ya’ know like those in love with life people? Would I feel better...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 3, 20134 min read
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More Madge Bang for Your Buck
Hello and welcome to Tuesday. Just a short little blog today to tell you I am changing things around. I’m very happy to say, I have a...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 1, 20132 min read
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