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My Biggest Halloween Costume Fails
Happy Halloween and all that jazz. I used to love Halloween. Â Because you know, creative idiots like myself, love that crap. Â I was...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 31, 20134 min read
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The Art of Naughty Words
In the past few years as I have tried to expand my writing opportunities, and in doing so I have often encountered the dilemma of...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 24, 20134 min read
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Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza
Do you think dreams really mean anything?  I’m not sure.  Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I think they may be a slideshow of...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 10, 20133 min read
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Does Joy Only Originate From Our Loins?
I wish I was romantic.  Not necessarily in relationships but in life.  Ya’ know like those in love with life people?  Would I feel better...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 3, 20134 min read
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More Madge Bang for Your Buck
Hello and welcome to Tuesday. Just a short little blog today to tell you I am changing things around.  I’m very happy to say, I have a...
margaretfmadigan
Oct 1, 20132 min read
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Blogging Under the Influence
I have a lot of projects going on right now.  I’ve been asked to do a few speaking engagements and I’m really excited about it....
margaretfmadigan
Sep 26, 20132 min read
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You Won My Heart with Your First Email "I Want to Drill That #$%^*"
Over the years I have occasionally been hit on by a man. Â Yes, I know even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes. Whether it be in person...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 24, 20133 min read
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According to SEO MY Blog Involves Young Gay Sweatpants Porn
I love to look through my search term results on WordPress sometimes.  It’s a function on the dashboard that allows you to see what terms...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 19, 20133 min read
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"Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull a Job Outta' My Butt!"
(ok Bullwinkle used to show Rocky pulling a rabbit out of his hat not his ass, but ass is more fitting here) You know what I think is an...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 17, 20134 min read
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Like Bill Murray Said, "It's in the Hole!"
Lots of action on the street today! I work from home and I live in a nice city, somewhat trendy neighborhood. Â Lots of large colonial...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 12, 20135 min read
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Side Action… All the Kids are Doing it!
This here’s a pretty basic blog today.  Simple question… To cheat or not to cheat?  That is the question… I thought my beliefs were set...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 10, 20134 min read
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I've Seen Films That Had a Smaller Budget Than This Wedding…
I know this is probably stupid but… something has been bugging the crap out of me lately.  I’ve been seeing non-stop promos for a new...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 5, 20133 min read
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The Blues = Feeling Down, The Plaids = Too Many Emotions
I used to love this time of year as a kid.  It was a time for renewing… new school year, new clothes (after I stopped going to Catholic...
margaretfmadigan
Sep 3, 20133 min read
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I Fought the Law… and Got My Ass Kicked. Duh.
What the fuck is wrong with people?  You can’t beat the man.  The Clash just said it… I fought the law and the law won.  I know this song...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 29, 20133 min read
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"Miley, Joe Francis Wants to Know if He Can See Your Boobs"
Yea, for lack of anything better to write today (which is balogna, I have a lot, just not the time), I’m going to hop on the Miley Cyrus...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 27, 20133 min read
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Sports Moms I'd Like to Take a Meat Cleaver To…
I am proud to announce that my 16 year old daughter just made the varsity soccer team at her high school. Â And I might add, it is the...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 22, 20135 min read
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Obama Has Radical Muslim Conjoined Twin Hidden Under His Clothes Secretly Running Country
You know what, I really like Facebook… it lets me keep in touch with friends and relatives and I can advertise my book for free. 🙂  It...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 20, 20133 min read
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Madge's Perverse Reality Show Pitches
My daughter was watching a show last night on the Discovery Channel that made me so uncomfortable, I watched for like 5 minutes and had...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 15, 20133 min read
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New Blog Announcement and Pick My Filth Writing Pen Name!
What up skanks?!  I’ve got some interesting news!  I have been asked to write for a new website getting ready to launch –...
margaretfmadigan
Aug 13, 20132 min read
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If You Kids Don't Go Outside, the Beatings Will Begin!
For those of us that have kids… the summer vacation is almost over or if you live on the East Coast like me we still have a month to go....
margaretfmadigan
Aug 8, 20134 min read
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